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    The World's Oldest Profession

     The World’s Oldest Profession is a card game for 4 to 8 players. Players will transition back and forth from being a John (a customer of a prostitute) and a Ho (a prostitute). The game consists of two decks for a total of 162 cards with 114 of them having unique text. Players each get a Ho shoe and $1000 in game money.

    On a players turn they roll the dice to see if they must draw a card from the Even Deck or the Odd Deck. The Even deck usually rewards a player while the Odd deck is most likely to Burn you or give you an opportunity to draw and play the Poor Life Decision card. 

    Your goal as a player is to transform into a Ho. Once you are a Ho you will choose another player to be your John. That John will try to defend themselves by playing a Service Decline or a Discount ASS card, if they have one. As a Ho you will want to collect all the money you can by utilizing Service Bonus and Sloppy Seconds cards. Once a player runs out of money they are forced to sell their coveted Ho shoe to the Vault. When the Vault purchases a Ho shoe it is immediately put up for auction and players take turns bidding on the shoe, it takes 3 Ho shoes to WIN the game.

    Take a look at some of the Cards, most have rule reminders to keep the game going smoothly

      Watch this 6 minute video and you will be the player who can teach everyone else to play.

      Download the Complete Rules below

      TWOP Instructions.docx (pdf)

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